Guess what? I still don't have a phone! Yay! It's really cramping my style. I have to make full plans before leaving the house and trust that no one's running late. It's totally awesome living like it's 1992.
So, the phone is somewhere. I don't know where exactly, and no one seems to have any interest in helping me figure it out...or give me an ETA for that matter. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't freaking out a little, because I totally am. What if it was sent to the wrong address? I'm completely screwed if I don't get the phone back. I need it. I need it. I need it. I'm returning the stupid thing to Phonies, and I can't return an empty box.
I've also signed up with a new carrier, so the new phone is on its way as well. Maybe I'll get that sooner than the other one. Who knows!
Oh, and I worked out a deal with Phonies, so I don't have to pay the cancellation fee...but I do have wait a month and a half to move my current number to the new carrier. So does everyone know what that means? I'll tell you. Don't call me. More importantly, don't text me. I basically have no minutes on the phone number, so don't mess with me just to be funny. I will serve you with a bill for any errant text messages. I mean business.
Was that scary enough?
Good. No texting.
I can't wait to see how this story unfolds tomorrow (or later today should the Phonies phone arrive....you know, like it was supposed to a few days ago. Didn't IT Guy tell me he was sending it on Friday to arrive on Friday (which is impossible, but still you'd think I would have received it by now)).
And that's all. I'm out. I got nothing. I'm boring today. Or maybe I do have something, and I'm just holding back. Whatever the case, I need to do my laundry.
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