Late night at Taqueria Cancun

When you're at Taqueria Cancun at 2 o'clock in the morning, and you've decided to make a last ditch attempt to find a girl for the night, don't moan and groan behind her. Seriously, if you are hungry, keep that business to yourself. No one is at Taqueria Cancun because they like the atmosphere. They are there because they had too much to drink and need a little something to soak up the a-a-a-a-a-alocohol. So the girl in front of you that is most likely 10 years your senior doesn't care to listen to you moan. She doesn't want to hear you groan. She just wants her super quesadilla. The only way that you can be of help is to give her the 53 cents she's short..but you didn't. And you had it. You were just selfish. Luckily the guy behind the counter either believed that she'd make it right the next day or over-charged you for her lack of funds. Nevertheless, your offer to allow her to sit at your booth with the rest of your friends was futile because all she wanted to do was take her food home and sit in front of the tv, shoving it in her mouth just before retiring for the night...'cause that's how she rolls.

Let this be a lesson to you. No one at the late-night taqueria is looking for love. They're just looking for food. And there is nothing attractive about a man moaning at random before he's even ordered.

Ya hear?