Huh? Do Ya?
Sleep. At night. It's not that I'm not sleeping. It's that I apparently prefer sleeping during the day. At first it was jet lag, but now it's become sheer laziness. And it's starting to become a problem. Why? Because people are starting to think that the weird text messages I send them at night demanding that they give me my gorilla suit are drunken text messages. And I wasn't drunk. But I really want my gorilla suit.
Oh, what? You want to know why I want the gorilla suit? That's top secret gorilla business that I dreamed up in my head while I was busy not sleeping last night. I can't tell you about it yet. Nor can I tell you why someone else has my gorilla suit. That's other top secret gorilla business.
So yeah. I really should make an effort to..uhh....sleep at normal sleeping hours for the pacific standard time zone. I probably should also unpack my bags. It's been over two weeks after all.
And maybe, just maybe...
No.
Sleeping at appropriate times is enough to tackle.
Good night.
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